And you read it all?

At first we simply amused ourselves by reading several indignant attacks on the Times’ Crossword Compiler, but eventually we came across the missives to and from Ms. Rossington-Smythe.

Finding ourselves quite captivated by the strange new world presented before us, we sensed that we had stumbled onto an area of genuine interest and it was but the work of moments to obtain all existing writings and ensure that subsequent contact would be forwarded directly to our own accounts.

Words of Wisdom

Growing old is compulsory; growing up is optional.

— Bob Monkhouse

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    Baby oil is excellent for cleaning brushed stainless steel. However it is not advisable to squeeze it from your neighbours’ babies. Instead choose one from a few streets away so no suspicion falls on you.