Have you changed the names?

For legal reasons we should point out that we have obtained the permission of the ladies concerned to publish these documents. Names have been changed, however, in order to protect the identities of those concerned (we hesitate to use the term “innocent” in any sentence regarding the activities of Miss Twigham and Ms. Zimmer).

Words of Wisdom

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

— Dorothy Parker

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    Ms Zimmer has offered us some advice regarding negotiated congress which, although she is amply qualified, we have had to decline since her qualifications expired some time ago. (Indeed, due to the Trade Descriptions Act she now has to offer the promise of “a horrible time”.)