Aquarius

April 12, 2009

Keeping an open mind is all very well, but your brain is starting to leak out of your ears. Keep it in by fashioning earplugs from candle wax and singing “The Locomotion” when people try to tell you things.

Fate has not rewound any of the videos he has returned.
Luck is trying not to mention it.
Don’t Forget: you should never pick your nose with a carving knife.

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