Cancer

April 12, 2009

Jupiter is usually the planet of expansion, but now he comes knocking at your door with chocolates of misinformation and tempting you with lard butties of mystery.

Fate wears a camel coloured coat.
Luck comes in the form of an old school friend.
Don’t Forget: to steer clear of any camels you didn’t go to school with.

Posted by Rob | Filed Under Horoscopes 

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