Gemini

April 12, 2009

Mercury sidles up to your bedroom, so be prepared to prevent his premature entry. You may be inclined to lock the door and put a tripwire over the top step but be warned: he’s a slippery customer.

Fate comes wearing Inland Revenue underwear.
Luck would have it.
Don’t Forget: you may have hidden superglue in the KY.

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