Libra

April 12, 2009

Every time someone takes a photo, you don’t seem to be in it. You need to expose yourself far more often. There’s a nasty tendency towards sepia, but a good strong j-cloth should sort that out.

Fate suggests a side order of vegetables.
Luck has an amusing incident with a loo-block.
Don’t Forget: being taken from behind doesn’t count. Get your face in shot.

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