Sagittarius

April 12, 2009

Swapping the bow and arrow for that nice new pulse rifle may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but people keep staring at you when you polish it in public. Maybe the time is right to put the safety on.

Fate is brought to you by the letters G, Q and Z.
Luck guarantees a high score in Scrabble.
Don’t Forget: to find a concealed place for your weapon.

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