Chapters featuring "Chariots Sauna"

The Death of Ms. Alice Zimmer

Ms. Alice Zimmer – much to the surprise of everyone (including herself) – appears to have passed away. The state of affairs is unexpectedly short-lived, which proves to be of no comfort whatsoever to the sacrificial offering.

Chariots of Fire

The groups make a visit to a London sanatorium in order to partake of the waters for the good of their health. Regrettably the mortality rate proves to be rather higher than one might reasonably expect.

Words of Wisdom

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

— Tom Wilson

Top Tip!

  • Vegetables

    Ms. Zimmer insists on us recommending cucumbers. She indicates that they are exceedingly effective but has not yet elaborated how.