Chapters featuring "Dry Roasted Peanuts"

Aunt Enid and the Thundersley

A tale of alcoholism, chocolate coated peanuts and evil towards rabbits – not to mention the strange and disturbing truth about Ms. Zimmer’s mode of transport and the whereabouts of her aunt.

Words of Wisdom

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

— Dorothy Parker

Top Tip!

  • An Urgent Word of Warning

    The pending cases against Miss Totteridge remind us that, due to the enactment of various homicide acts, it is categorically not legal to shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow on a Sunday in any city.