Caring for Pets

June 16, 2012

With regards to selecting a suitable pet for the home we are reminded of the case of Miss Philby who was a great animal lover and whom animals loved in return. Sadly, after her death only her trick knee, a false eye and some very well-fed animals could be found. Our advice is to steer clear of anything larger than a goldfish.

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