Dealing with Heavy Soiling

March 22, 2009

To remove heavy soiling, coat the offending area with melted chocolate and inform the local children that the item is sheet chocolate. Once the chocolate has been sucked out the item should be clean and can be washed as normal.

Posted by Rob | Filed Under Tips & Tricks 

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