Firestorm Over Europe
To: Marjorie Bathsheba Catheter Jodrell-Bentley
Subject: Hello?
Bathsheba!
I am now extremely concerned. Are you injured in some way? Where are you?
This is all proving to be most trying without you. I am about to go and be interviewed by the local authorities with regards to last night’s events. Apparently Miss Twigham was under the influence of something called “Liquid Gold” and hadn’t realised “Murder on the Dancefloor” is a song, not an instruction.
Thank heavens I’d managed to obtain the flagpole or she could have done some serious damage.
Yours concernedly,
Chlamydia.